Socially Awkward Penguin

Person I'm talking to scratches their face. Spend rest of conversation not listening and wondering if it was a signal.

Person I'm talking to scratches their face. Spend rest of conversation not listening and wondering if it was a signal.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke about remembering joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke about remembering joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

salesperson asks "so what do you do for a living?" "pretty good, how about you?"

salesperson asks

build up courage to walk into class late wrong classroom

build up courage to walk into class late wrong classroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get squeaky desk in class Don't move an inch for two hours

Get squeaky desk in class Don't move an inch for two hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't find a mate wanders off into the wilderness to die

Can't find a mate wanders off into the wilderness to die  Socially Awkward Penguin

Everyone singing happy birthday Mimes in case someone hears

Everyone singing happy birthday Mimes in case someone hears  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees new frontpage meme Was too scared to put same idea up weeks ago

Sees new frontpage meme Was too scared to put same idea up weeks ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworker makes joke about Maroon 5 "That's my favorite color too!"

Coworker makes joke about Maroon 5

MAKE NOISE WITH SHOE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FART QUICKLY REPLICATE IT A FEW TIMES TO PROVE THAT IT WASN'T

MAKE NOISE WITH SHOE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FART QUICKLY REPLICATE IT A FEW TIMES TO PROVE THAT IT WASN'T  Socially Awkward Penguin
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