Socially Awkward Penguin

last month's phone bill: 1.3 GB data, 56 text messages, 23 incoming calls... zero outgoing

last month's phone bill: 1.3 GB data, 56 text messages, 23 incoming calls... zero outgoing  Socially Awkward Penguin

power chair battery died at car show stop and pretend to look at car while it recharges

power chair battery died at car show stop and pretend to look at car while it recharges  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is socially awkward gets told hes arrogant all the time

Is socially awkward gets told hes arrogant all the time  Socially Awkward Penguin

crush posts cute new picture on facebook wait 10 minutes to "like" to minimize creeperness

crush posts cute new picture on facebook wait 10 minutes to

Dude asks for reddit username Flee

Dude asks for reddit username Flee  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees something funny on TV Looks around to make sure other people are laughing too

Sees something funny on TV Looks around to make sure other people are laughing too  Socially Awkward Penguin

See people waiting for elevator Pretend I left something back at my desk

See people waiting for elevator Pretend I left something back at my desk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees an interesting AMA Too afraid to ask Questions

Sees an interesting 
AMA Too afraid to ask Questions  Socially Awkward Penguin

Installs clapper on lights strobe light while fapping

Installs clapper on lights strobe light while fapping  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to public bathroom Pees along curve of urinal for optimal silence

Goes to public bathroom Pees along curve of urinal for optimal silence   Socially Awkward Penguin
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