Socially Awkward Penguin

Wake up sick on 4/20 Go to work anyways so boss doesn't think you're high

Wake up sick on 4/20 Go to work anyways so boss doesn't think you're high  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER  Socially Awkward Penguin

Breaks Pencil during exam has to use extremely loud sharpener in front of class

Breaks Pencil during exam has to use extremely loud sharpener in front of class  Socially Awkward Penguin

holds in sneeze shits pants

holds in sneeze  shits pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't browse reddit during class In fear of other redditors noticing

Doesn't browse reddit during class In fear of other redditors noticing   Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again    Socially Awkward Penguin

"You're making me so wet right now" SORRY

build up courage to talk to hot black chick tell her how i slaved at work all day

build up courage to talk to hot black chick tell her how i slaved at work all day  Socially Awkward Penguin

MAKE SOCIALLY AWESOME PENGUIN MEME DOESN'T POST BECAUSE WHAT IF IT ISNT AWESOME ENOUGH

MAKE SOCIALLY AWESOME PENGUIN MEME DOESN'T POST BECAUSE WHAT IF IT ISNT AWESOME ENOUGH  Socially Awkward Penguin

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE sAY "NO THANKS" WHEN EMPLOYEE ASKS IF YOU NEED HELP

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE  sAY
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