Socially Awkward Penguin

Facebook: the place where I can read about all the fun stuff no one invited me to.

Facebook: the place where I can read about all the fun stuff no one invited me to.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks about walking while walking Forgets how to walk

Thinks about walking 
while walking   Forgets how to walk  Socially Awkward Penguin

see acquaintance in hall ...recalculating route...

see acquaintance in hall  ...recalculating route...  Socially Awkward Penguin

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Waiting for the bus at a busy station pretends to text so no one will bother him

Waiting for the bus at a busy station pretends to text so no one will bother him  Socially Awkward Penguin

See Friend post she is Pregnant On Facebook Tempted to say "IM SORRY"

See Friend post she is Pregnant On Facebook Tempted to say

"ok class, let's get to know each other. Each of you stand up and introduce yourselves." kill me now

Maid Finds my Video Games She puts them in my Baby's room, I don't say a word

Maid Finds my Video Games She puts them in my Baby's room, I don't say a word  Socially Awkward Penguin

revs engine at traffic light to impress chicks stalls car when light changes

revs engine at traffic light
to impress chicks stalls car when light changes  Socially Awkward Penguin

TAKING A PISS AT A PARTY Use every bit of focus to aim at the fine line between the water and the toilet seat so no one hears

TAKING A PISS AT A PARTY Use every bit of focus to aim at the fine line between the water and the toilet seat so no one hears  Socially Awkward Penguin
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