Socially Awkward Penguin

Female shop keeper says 'i think this will look good on you.' buy everything she suggests

Female shop keeper says 'i think this will look good on you.' buy everything she suggests  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone at work mentions SAP Say nothing.

Someone at work mentions SAP Say nothing.  Socially Awkward Penguin

posts on reddit shitty title

posts on reddit shitty title  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to end facebook conversation thread likes the last comment

Wants to end facebook conversation thread likes the last comment  Socially Awkward Penguin

get hung up on in public properly say good-bye so it doesn't appear you were hung up on

get hung up on in public properly say good-bye so it doesn't appear you were hung up on  Socially Awkward Penguin

I locked my keys in my car upon calling triple a, i discover that the back door was unlocked the whole time. to avoid calling back to cancel, i locked myself out and waited.

I locked my keys in my car upon calling triple a, i discover that the back door was unlocked the whole time. to avoid calling back to cancel, i locked myself out and waited.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Creates anonymous username on reddit Creates throwaway username for AMAs so people won't know who you are

Creates anonymous username on reddit Creates throwaway username for AMAs so people won't know who you are  Socially Awkward Penguin

37 years old still nervous about getting carded when buying alcohol

37 years old still nervous about getting carded when buying alcohol  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks through the security sensors while leaving the store Adrenaline rush

Walks through the security sensors while leaving the store Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with cute asian girl Panics, Bows

Makes eye contact with cute asian girl Panics, Bows  Socially Awkward Penguin
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