Socially Awkward Penguin

Keeps reddit tab open in class maybe i'll get a note too

Keeps reddit tab open in class maybe i'll 
get a note too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have sex with girl "it gets better in a minute"

Have sex with girl

puts phone on vibrate during lecture doesn't matter.

puts phone on vibrate during lecture doesn't matter.  Socially Awkward Penguin

receives payment are you sure

receives payment are you sure  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl says your friend is cute. "Thanks!"

Hot girl says your friend is cute.

Show up early to date's house wait outside in the car until designated time

Show up early to date's house wait outside in the car until designated time  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a Happy Birthday man!" You too

"I think my ex left some condoms in the medicine cabinet. Grab one Magnums

see someone do cool dance move in club copy

see someone do cool dance move in club copy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Groceries in hand looking at candy near the exit. Walks out store because someone held the door open thinking you leaving.

Groceries in hand looking at candy near the exit. Walks out store because someone held the door open thinking you leaving.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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