Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells friend you'll be right back online sit there with mic muted to see if they say anything

Tells friend you'll be right back online sit there with mic muted to see if they say anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to wear a homecoming mum wears a homecoming meme instead

Wants to wear a homecoming mum wears a homecoming meme instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talk to hot girl for an hour Her girlfriend walks in

Talk to hot girl for an hour Her girlfriend walks in  Socially Awkward Penguin

new friend hears your stomach growl and asks if you want some food Say you're not hungry and proceed to starve to death

new friend hears your stomach growl and asks if you want some food Say you're not hungry and proceed to starve to death  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl asks to sleep with you "but i'm not tired"

girl asks to 
sleep with you

Tries to SHow reddit to family Prostitute AMA on front page

Tries to SHow reddit to family Prostitute AMA on front page  Socially Awkward Penguin

Installs Foursquare for iphone never leaves the house

Installs Foursquare for iphone never leaves the house  Socially Awkward Penguin

CRUSH GOES TO HI FIVE I PUT MY HAND UP FOR A HI FIVE TO FIND OUT SHES HI FIVING HER BOY FRIEND

CRUSH GOES TO HI FIVE I PUT MY HAND UP FOR A HI FIVE TO FIND OUT SHES HI FIVING HER BOY FRIEND  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get Invited to a girls apartment for a party Stand in the corner with the only 2 guys you know there

Get Invited to a girls apartment for a party Stand in the corner with the only 2 guys you know there  Socially Awkward Penguin

smoke blunt with someone who has visible cold sores guess i have herpes now

smoke blunt with someone who has visible cold sores guess i have herpes now  Socially Awkward Penguin
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