Socially Awkward Penguin

for one weekend i could talk about sports because a sky camera fell

for one weekend i could talk about sports because a sky camera fell  Socially Awkward Penguin

GOES NEGATIVE ON LINK KARMA DELETES REDDIT ACCOUNT

GOES NEGATIVE ON LINK KARMA DELETES REDDIT ACCOUNT  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks boyfriend to fuck me harder Dislocates shoulder

Asks boyfriend to fuck me harder Dislocates shoulder  Socially Awkward Penguin

Mother yells "dinner is ready" from behind the door Shout "I'm coming soon" While furiously masturbating

Mother yells

Checker at home depot has his prosthetic arm in a sling Looks like you're a little short handed

Checker at home depot has his prosthetic arm in a sling Looks like you're a little short handed  Socially Awkward Penguin

has the latest smart phone only rings when alarm goes off

has the latest smart phone only rings when alarm goes off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hold door open for somebody Say thanks

Hold door open for somebody Say thanks  Socially Awkward Penguin

"What can I get you, sir?" Erm, uh... beer?

Keeps to self, avoids eye contact "Bitch."

Keeps to self, avoids eye contact

Never gets any upvotes or even down votes

Never gets any upvotes or even down votes  Socially Awkward Penguin
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