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Asks girl for her number used the "hey i just met you and this is crazy" lyrics got her number!

Asks girl for her number used the

Singing and bobbing along with radio in car while driving Car coming- freeze continue to rock out

Singing and bobbing along with radio in car while driving Car coming- freeze continue to rock out  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Get invited to girl's room Fall asleep on her roommate's empty bed Still get Laid

Get invited to girl's room Fall asleep on her roommate's empty bed Still get Laid  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Tell co-workers that the new guy looks like Topher Grace. Co-workers tell him, saying that I said so. New guy laughs, saying that was the first time, and most people think he looks like Justin Timberlake.

Tell co-workers that the new guy looks like Topher Grace.  Co-workers tell him, saying that I said so.  New guy laughs, saying that was the first time, and most people think he looks like Justin Timberlake.  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Goes to give blood fails the eligibility test too many sexual partners

Goes to give blood fails the eligibility test too many sexual partners  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Hooked up with girl On her period Got blowjob instead

Hooked up with girl On her period Got blowjob instead  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Gets invited to concert by girl my sister actually likes the same music and enjoys spending time together

Gets invited to concert by girl my sister actually likes the same music and enjoys spending time together  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Judges attractive girl she's too young fucks given = 0

Judges attractive girl she's too young fucks given = 0  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

GF goes to give me blowjob Sticker on my dick from new christmas boxers XL

GF goes to give me blowjob Sticker on my dick from new christmas boxers XL  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Introduces coworker to reddit No longer thinks I am as funny as I was before More subjects to talk about instead of making stupid jokes

Introduces coworker to reddit No longer thinks I am as funny as I was before More subjects to talk about instead of making stupid jokes  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin
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