Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Cush sits in my lap i get an automatic boner she looks at me and smiles

Cush sits in my lap i get an automatic boner she looks at me and smiles  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Lost my Virginity last night Realised I was dreaming First Lucid Dream ever

Lost my Virginity last night Realised I was dreaming First Lucid Dream ever  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Asks Girl for her number She says no Jokingly

Asks Girl for her number She says no Jokingly  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

incredibly attractive woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me because I'm so far in the friendzone she doesn't view me as a "man" Still a man. Still saw her naked.

incredibly attractive woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me because I'm so far in the friendzone she doesn't view me as a

"wait. Before I go..." *interupts me* "I think you should kiss me"

Girl asks, "do you have a condom?" Do you? Not one that fits you

Girl asks,

Hot girl pulls me out of class To take a school survey Nailed it, made her laugh, got her number.

Hot girl pulls me out of class To take a school survey Nailed it, made her laugh, got her number.  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

quickly completed math problem before Asian different answers Mine was right

quickly completed math problem before Asian different answers Mine was right  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Receives rent from tenant Loses whilst walking brohonestly

Receives rent from tenant Loses whilst walking brohonestly    Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin

Ask girl out She doesn't want to ruin friendship Became FWB's

Ask girl out  She doesn't want to ruin friendship Became FWB's  Socially awesome awkward awesome penguin
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