Specialist Smartass

Afghan kid asks for pen Point at nearest soldier and say "Pen! Pen!"

Afghan kid asks for pen Point at nearest soldier and say

3 day exercise pack 20lbs of candy

3 day exercise pack 20lbs of candy  Specialist Smartass

Make a new meme called "Specialist smartass" Use a pic with sgt rank

Make a new meme called

sends friend in basic training care package dildo, lube, and playgirl magazines

sends friend in basic training care package dildo, lube, and playgirl magazines  Specialist Smartass

Carry around manila folder in garrison look busy all day

Carry around manila folder in garrison look busy all day  Specialist Smartass

Get issued blanks bury them in woods

Get issued blanks bury them in woods  Specialist Smartass

See an m9 in the armory ask your first sergeant if you can duel wield it

See an m9 in the armory ask your first sergeant if you can duel wield it  Specialist Smartass

weapon jams stand up and look like you were finished shooting

weapon jams stand up and look like you were finished shooting  Specialist Smartass

runs into bolc student asking for help on landnav course sends them in wrong direction

runs into bolc student asking for help on landnav course sends them in wrong direction  Specialist Smartass

drug test day can't piss without shitting

drug test day can't piss without shitting  Specialist Smartass
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