Stare Dad

Dad, I lost my colonel to a sectoid with a plasma pistol! What difficulty were you on? Easy What!?

Dad, I lost my colonel to a sectoid with a plasma pistol! What difficulty were you on? Easy What!?  Stare Dad

Dad, some adult just offered my candy. What car was he in? It was a big white van. My friends have arrived.

Dad, some adult just offered my candy. What car was he in? It was a big white van. My friends have arrived.  Stare Dad

The senior boys are handing out Crush-o-Grams!! And? I could see their pecs... SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

The senior boys are handing out Crush-o-Grams!! And? I could see their pecs... SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING  Stare Dad

I'm fucking angry! Why? My hands are so small. It's more than just your hands.

I'm fucking angry! Why? My hands are so small. It's more than just your hands.  Stare Dad

Dad! I was forced to give a bj How was it It tasted funny Were you blowing a clown

Dad! I was forced to give a bj How was it It tasted funny Were you blowing a clown  Stare Dad

Dad, Shannon's doing my mum. wut.... MY WIFE! what you gunna do kunt? UR MUM

Dad, Shannon's doing my mum. wut.... MY WIFE! what you gunna do kunt? UR MUM   Stare Dad

DAD KATS TROLLING YOUR FACEBOOK NEWS FEED Its ok, i ate all of her children already But shes puerto rican She's What?!

DAD KATS TROLLING YOUR FACEBOOK NEWS FEED Its ok, i ate all of her children already But shes puerto rican She's What?!  Stare Dad

Daddy I got stung by bees in my face!!! Does it hurt? Yeah.... Cause it's killing me

Daddy I got stung by bees in my face!!! Does it hurt? Yeah.... Cause it's killing me  Stare Dad

5 big boners wigglin' in your grandmas face ....what? wigglin'in your grandmas face!

5 big boners  wigglin' in your grandmas face ....what? wigglin'in your grandmas face!   Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Go tell your mother She's not in the kitchen What

Dad, I'm hungry! Go tell your mother She's not in the kitchen What  Stare Dad
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