Stare Dad

Dustin I found a cool backpack we could use for our sales guys! Cool. tss tss tss ...but there is no logo Trash goes in the trash can!

Dustin I found a cool backpack we could use for our sales guys! Cool. tss tss tss ...but there is no logo Trash goes in the trash can!  Stare Dad

Dad, something keeps poking me in the back at night! I know... What is it? MY PENIS!!!

Dad, something keeps poking me in the back at night! I know... What is it? MY PENIS!!!   Stare Dad

DAD, am I allergic to any food? This jelly is making me feel funny!!! What flavor jelly is it? Petroleum. . . . Get the fuck out of my room, Stan.

DAD, am I allergic to any food? This jelly is making me feel funny!!! What flavor jelly is it? Petroleum. . . . Get the fuck out of my room, Stan.  Stare Dad

Dad, Mums collapsed by the cooker Is she breathing? Yes I'll just finish this page

Dad, Mums collapsed by the cooker Is she breathing? Yes I'll just finish this page  Stare Dad

Dad theres blood all over the kitchen! What's mom making? nothing... It's her blood! Bring me a steak

Dad theres blood all over the kitchen! What's mom making? nothing... It's her blood! Bring me a steak  Stare Dad

Dad, I saw a bear! was it real? no... Just Chuck Testa

Dad, I saw a bear! was it real? no... Just Chuck Testa  Stare Dad

DAAAD! I can't find my pet parrot anywhere! Remember dinner last night? Yes! That wasn't chicken.

DAAAD! I can't find my pet parrot anywhere! Remember dinner last night? Yes! That wasn't chicken.  Stare Dad

William, Austin has a lot of QBs! It's his team. I don't like it. I DON'T CARE!!!

William, Austin has a lot of QBs! It's his team. I don't like it. I DON'T CARE!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, why don't you call your aunt? She don't call me... What are you saying? IDGAF!!!! here

Dad, why don't you call your aunt? She don't call me... What are you saying? IDGAF!!!!  here  Stare Dad

My penis is bleeding! Stop playing with it. But what will I do ? Play in traffic.

My penis is bleeding! Stop playing with it. But what will
I do ? Play in traffic.  Stare Dad
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