Stare Dad

I just saw the movie Good Fellas I thought it was funny... Funny like a clown? Go get your shine box!

I just saw the movie Good Fellas I thought it was funny... Funny like a clown? Go get your shine box!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

My room is full of Penguins! We live in Alaska. They were mail order.

My room is full of Penguins! We live in Alaska. They were mail order.  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! A little girl from my school has gone missing! Oh, you mean Kelly? Yeah... How did you... Don't go in the basement.

Dad! Dad! A little girl from my school has gone missing! Oh, you mean Kelly? Yeah... How did you... Don't go in the basement.  Stare Dad

Dad, i just had butt sex Do you have the sex tape? ummm yeah... Good, I would like to masturbate to it.

Dad, i just had butt sex Do you have the sex tape? ummm yeah... Good, I would like to masturbate to it.  Stare Dad

Dad I can't find mom! that would make sense why? Shes dead

Dad I can't find mom! that would make sense why? Shes dead  Stare Dad

This bully wants to beat me up tommorow after school tommorow!! I'll have to do something about this. Will you stop him, Dad? Do you know how much I could make selling tickets?!

This bully wants to beat me up tommorow after school tommorow!! I'll have to do something about this. Will you stop him, Dad? Do you know how much I could make selling tickets?!  Stare Dad

Hey, anyone home? I'm all finished now. Good, dump the body. Money's on the table. Umm, Dad? You're still alive?

Hey, anyone home? I'm all finished now. Good, dump the body. Money's on the table. Umm, Dad? You're still alive?  Stare Dad

Dad! I wet my bed! No you didn't. ...what? I WET YOUR BED

Dad! I wet my bed! No you didn't. ...what? I WET YOUR BED  Stare Dad

Dad, I got an F in math class today! Dead Penguins What? Exactly.

Dad, I got an F in math class today! Dead Penguins What? Exactly.  Stare Dad
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