Stare Dad

Dad! I think I might have autism! Get the keys. ... what? We're going to Vegas!

Dad! I think I might have autism! Get the keys. ... what? We're going to Vegas!  Stare Dad

I'm scared of the dark I'll be right there. Really? I will stand in your room and give you a reason to be frightened

I'm scared of the dark I'll be right there. Really? I will stand in your room and give you a reason to be frightened  Stare Dad

Dad, what did you call her? bitch What ?? I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT TO HER TITS

Dad, what did you call her? bitch What ?? I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT TO HER TITS  Stare Dad

Dad, U remeber that Emma girl U used to like? What about her? She's single now She's What?!?!

Dad, U remeber that Emma girl U used to like? What about her? She's single now She's What?!?!  Stare Dad

Popa Holland when did you say I could stop digging? when I don't hate looking at you. do you still- yep.

Popa Holland when did you say I could stop digging? when I don't hate looking at you. do you still- yep.  Stare Dad

Dad! It burns. Where? My no no place. I Better get checked.

Dad! It burns. Where? My no no place. I Better get checked.  Stare Dad

Dad, I accidentally made out with Johnny's date. That's funny. Why? Because she gave Johnny a blowjob earlier.

Dad, I accidentally made out with Johnny's date. That's funny. Why? Because she gave Johnny a blowjob earlier.  Stare Dad

Dad. Mom was complaining about the dishes... Your mother is a f*cking c*nt But I love her GTFO!

Dad. Mom was complaining about the dishes... Your mother is a f*cking c*nt But I love her GTFO!  Stare Dad

Resident Evil's kicking my ass! Does it look like I care? Yes? Shut up dickbutt.

Resident Evil's kicking my ass! Does it look like I care? Yes? Shut up dickbutt.  Stare Dad

Dad, My nose is missing! Mutant. ... Your mum smocked crack,while she was pregnant.

Dad, My nose is missing! Mutant. ... Your mum smocked crack,while she was pregnant.  Stare Dad
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