Stare Dad

Dad, my dog ran away! No it didn't. What happened? I ate it.

Dad, my dog ran away! No it didn't. What happened? I ate it.  Stare Dad

Dad, Mcdonolds didnt get my burger order right! Well go in the kitchen and fix it. How do i do that? THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH!!!

Dad, Mcdonolds didnt get my burger order right! Well go in the kitchen and fix it. How do i do that? THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH!!!  Stare Dad

JOE! I made a mistake... What did u do? I lost an order I CUT YOUR DICK!!

JOE! I made a mistake... What did u do? I lost an order I CUT YOUR DICK!!  Stare Dad

Dad, the Royal Wedding has started. Come watch it with me! We need a doctor.. ...what? To examine your vagina.

Dad, the Royal Wedding has started. Come watch it with me! We need a doctor.. ...what? To examine your vagina.  Stare Dad

I lost the love of my life today. Don't worry son, she'll be back. No.. he.. wont... He?!?!

I lost the love of my life today. Don't worry son, she'll be back. No.. he.. wont... He?!?!  Stare Dad

Dad I'm out of lubricant I know... How?.. All the sandpaper is gone!

Dad I'm out of lubricant I know... How?.. All the sandpaper is gone!  Stare Dad

Daddy, I miss Mommy! She left us, Tommy. Then why do you still talk to her? I see dead people.

Daddy, I miss Mommy! She left us, Tommy. Then why do you still talk to her? I see dead people.  Stare Dad

Dad,whats that smell?! Oh no. What? I pooped myself.

Dad,whats that smell?! Oh no. What? I pooped myself.  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't find my friend!! Button Uh what.. She kept saying cute as a button

Dad, I can't find my friend!! Button Uh what.. She kept saying cute as a button  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to learn self defense! The right look should suffice What do you mean? ......

Dad, I want to learn self defense! The right look should suffice What do you mean? ......  Stare Dad
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