Stare Dad

Dad!! THE ALIENS ARE HERE!!!! Throw the CHEESE!!

Dad!!  THE ALIENS ARE HERE!!!! Throw the CHEESE!!  Stare Dad

DAD! DAD! I'M ON THE LAST BOSS! HELP ME! Mhmm...whatever... But I got to The Hammer... PASS THE CONTROLLER!!!

DAD! DAD! I'M ON THE LAST BOSS! HELP ME! Mhmm...whatever... But I got to The Hammer... PASS THE CONTROLLER!!!   Stare Dad

Dad! Sis is having sex with her best friend! She's a lesbian, son what's a lesbian? Get the camera!

Dad! Sis is having sex with her best friend! She's a lesbian, son what's a lesbian? Get the camera!  Stare Dad

Hey, someone just called for you! Did they leave a message? Yeah...They said MS Paint sucks Salvation!!!!!

Hey, someone just called for you! Did they leave a message? Yeah...They said MS Paint sucks Salvation!!!!!
  Stare Dad

Dad, a bunch of people are outside wearing Guy Fawkes masks! Bring me my mask Why? FOR THE LULZ!!!

Dad, a bunch of people are outside wearing Guy Fawkes masks! Bring me my mask Why? FOR THE LULZ!!!  Stare Dad

I AM SO BORED!!!! THERE IS NOTHING TO DO!!!! Try reading a book son, it's relaxing. See how calm your father is? Read a book? What the fuck was that?

I AM SO BORED!!!! THERE IS NOTHING TO DO!!!! Try reading a book son, it's relaxing. See how calm your father is? Read a book? What the fuck was that?  Stare Dad

Dad, Jax is over! Did he touch you? Yes. You're a flaming homo.

Dad, Jax is over! Did he touch you? Yes. You're a flaming homo.  Stare Dad

Dad! What country do we live in? Are you retarted? Umm? No YOU'RE ADOPTED

Dad! What country do we live in? Are you retarted? Umm? No YOU'RE ADOPTED  Stare Dad

Dad, I accidentally ate some bath salts!!! ...go fetch my shotgun. ....what? SHOTGUN. NOW.

Dad, I accidentally ate some bath salts!!! ...go fetch my shotgun. ....what? SHOTGUN. NOW.  Stare Dad

Dad my hamster just exploded You failed the test what? You've been feeding that hand grenade for a month now

Dad my hamster just exploded You failed the test  what? You've been feeding that hand grenade for a month now  Stare Dad
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