Stare Dad

Dad! Ashley turned me down for the school dance! Then take your sister or something. I don't have a sister. Then carve one outta wood!

Dad! Ashley turned me down for the school dance!  Then take your sister or something. I don't have a sister. Then carve one outta wood!  Stare Dad

Dad, why aren't you at work? It's SATURDAY Pretty sure it's Friday OH SHIT

Dad, why aren't you at work? It's SATURDAY Pretty sure it's Friday OH SHIT  Stare Dad

Dad, Grandpa called me a bitch again! Tell your mother. she said i get it from you It's True.....

Dad, Grandpa called me a bitch again! Tell your mother. she said i get it from you It's True.....  Stare Dad

Dad air plane's are hitting two towers Are people jumping out of the towers Yes, why dad? Good, Good

Dad air plane's are hitting two towers Are people jumping out of the towers Yes, why dad? Good, Good  Stare Dad

Dad, Mormon missionaries are at the door! Invite them in for steak. I thought we were out? NOT ANYMORE

Dad, Mormon missionaries are at the door! Invite them in for steak. I thought we were out? NOT ANYMORE  Stare Dad

Dad! Spell "Boobytrap" backwards! Why would I... ...... I love you son...

Dad! Spell

Dad! Why are you sitting in the chair? Because I can. What about the couch? FUCK YOUR COUCH

Dad! Why are you sitting in the chair? Because I can. What about the couch? FUCK YOUR COUCH  Stare Dad

Mom tried to rape me .... With her dildo Thats mine...

Mom tried to rape me .... With her dildo Thats mine...  Stare Dad

DAVE DAVE WE HAVE MONEY THAT ISN'T USED! you know what you must do. Give it to Live? MORE WOOD PANELING

DAVE DAVE WE HAVE MONEY THAT ISN'T USED! you know what you must do. Give it to Live? MORE WOOD PANELING  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm an atheist what?! I don't believe in god I am so proud.

Dad, I'm an atheist what?! I don't believe in god I am so proud.  Stare Dad
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