Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. But arent you mommy? I WILL RAPE YOU

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. But arent you mommy? I WILL RAPE YOU  Stare Dad

Drew why haven't we hung out in 40 years? Who are you? ....stain STAIN

Drew why haven't we hung out in 40 years? Who are you? ....stain STAIN  Stare Dad

Dad! I've got something to tell you! tell it to your mother but she's dead I know

Dad! I've got something to tell you! tell it to your mother but she's dead I know  Stare Dad

Dad! jenny's boyfriend is raping her! do something about it then like what? videotape it

Dad! jenny's boyfriend is raping her! do something about it then like what? videotape it  Stare Dad

Dad, Sherwood is making fun of me again! Show him that scary thing then He wasn't scared... Asian Witchcraft

Dad, Sherwood is making fun of me again! Show him that scary thing then He wasn't scared... Asian Witchcraft  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm Thirsty! Drink a Dr. Pepper TEN. Its MANLY!!! But... Mom drank it all... She did What?!

Dad, I'm Thirsty! Drink a Dr. Pepper TEN. Its MANLY!!! But... Mom drank it all... She did What?!  Stare Dad

Dad!, church or whoever plays his voice doesn't like Monty Python!!!! ...Then he will not see us coming.... Um, why? FOOL!, NOBODY SUSPECKS THE SPAMMISH INQUISITION!!

Dad!, church or whoever plays his voice doesn't like Monty Python!!!! ...Then he will not see us coming.... Um, why? FOOL!, NOBODY SUSPECKS THE SPAMMISH INQUISITION!!  Stare Dad

Dad, Smittens hit me! That's impossible with his chains in the basement but it was outside... Holy shit tits! The fucker's on the loose!

Dad, Smittens hit me! That's impossible with his chains in the basement  but it was outside... Holy shit tits! The fucker's on the loose!  Stare Dad

Dad, what should I get mom for her birthday? A candle. A candle? Yes. BITCHES LOVE CANDLES!!!

Dad, what should I get mom for her birthday? A candle. A candle? Yes. BITCHES LOVE CANDLES!!!  Stare Dad

We have no internet! *yawns* Did your mother pay the bill? You forgot... REDTUBE!!!!!!

We have no internet! *yawns*  Did your mother pay the bill? You forgot... REDTUBE!!!!!!  Stare Dad
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