Stare Dad

Dad! I am in love with Michaela! Tell her, Benny! But i am a wussy! I know. But Michaela is also a wussy, Benny!

Dad! I am in love with Michaela! Tell her, Benny! But i am a wussy! I know. But Michaela is also a wussy, Benny!  Stare Dad

Dad! My friend sent a video of some guy tearing off his underwear! What's your friend's name? Its Frankie P. Turn off that computer right now!

Dad! My friend sent a video of some guy tearing off his underwear! What's your friend's name? Its Frankie P. Turn off that computer right now!  Stare Dad

DAD! I CUT MY DICK OFF im sure its fine BUT ITS BLEEDING DOSE THIS MEAN YOUR A GIRL

DAD! I CUT MY DICK OFF im sure its fine BUT ITS BLEEDING DOSE THIS  MEAN YOUR A GIRL  Stare Dad

Dad! I just broke the cookie jar! ... I'm sorry. Your skull will do.

Dad! I just broke the cookie jar!   ... I'm sorry. Your skull will do.  Stare Dad

DAD! MY BIKE GOT STOLEN! By who? The black kids at school... ILL GRAB THE GUN.

DAD! MY BIKE GOT STOLEN! By who? The black kids at school... ILL GRAB THE GUN.   Stare Dad

Papà! ho paura!! Per cosa? The game Mi hai fottuto

Papà! ho paura!! Per cosa? The game Mi hai fottuto  Stare Dad

Dad! I can't find my umbrella and it's raining outside! hipposemen? what? HIPPO-SEMEN

Dad! I can't find my umbrella and it's raining outside! hipposemen? what? HIPPO-SEMEN  Stare Dad

Dad, There's someone having a seizure on the floor! Is he a rapper comedian? Yea.. Get me my shotgun

Dad, There's someone having a seizure on the floor! Is he a rapper comedian? Yea.. Get me my shotgun  Stare Dad

Dad, what's for dinner? I don't know you wanna order a pizza? I don't want to call... ORDER THE FUCKING PIZZA!

Dad, what's for dinner? I don't know you wanna order a pizza? I don't want to call... ORDER THE FUCKING PIZZA!  Stare Dad

Dad, mom had been missing for over a week! I'm sure she's fine. Should we call the police? Let's not bother them.

Dad, mom had been missing for over a week! I'm sure she's fine. Should we call the police? Let's not bother them.  Stare Dad
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