Stare Dad

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! why r u screaming?! mommy got eaten. hooray! when can i start partying?

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! why r u screaming?! mommy got eaten. hooray! when can i start partying?  Stare Dad

BW!!! please help me, i just settled another city and I'm clueless "hmmmm, let me take a look at that for you" OMG! i hope he likes it. im so nervous i could piss myself Dude-are you retarded-did you take the short bus to your computer today!

BW!!! please help me, i just settled another city and I'm clueless

Dad, why do you call me Erwin? Because you dumb. .. what? SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Dad, why do you call me Erwin? Because you dumb. .. what? SHUT THE FUCK UP!  Stare Dad

Dad! Why is there white goo everywhere! .... The floor is all sticky... I Just Came.

Dad! Why is there white goo everywhere! .... The floor is all sticky... I Just Came.  Stare Dad

Dad, some guys at school made me take a hit from their bong! It's time. Wha-? GO GET THE LIGHTER, MEET ME OUT BACK IN TEN.

Dad, some guys at school made me take a hit from their bong! It's time. Wha-? GO GET THE LIGHTER, MEET ME OUT BACK IN TEN.  Stare Dad

Dad, you know what I want for Christmas?! I'll tell you what I want. ..... WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT.

Dad, you know what I want for Christmas?! I'll tell you what I want. ..... WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT.  Stare Dad

Dad, I need to tell you something... What?... We live in a cynical world FUCK YOU

Dad, I need to tell you something... What?... We live in a cynical world FUCK YOU  Stare Dad

Dad, everyone is making fun of me for liking a 6-year old! You know the family motto I forget. Old enough to talk, old enough for the cock

Dad, everyone is making fun of me for liking a 6-year old! You know the family motto I forget. Old enough to talk, old enough for the cock  Stare Dad

Galvin : Hey guys I made an ALT! Sparty : Oh? What'd you choose? Galvin : A Warlock.. Sparty : I'm fucking done. Time to retire...

Galvin : Hey guys I made an ALT! Sparty : Oh? What'd you choose? Galvin : A Warlock.. Sparty : I'm fucking done. Time to retire...  Stare Dad

Dad may I... NO Ok dad.. WHAT?

Dad may I... NO Ok dad.. WHAT?  Stare Dad
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