Stare Dad

Dad, Mom wants a good comeback! To what? To all the kitchen jokes Tell her I'll give her one when she comes back with a goddamn Sammich!!

Dad, Mom wants a good comeback! To what? To all the kitchen jokes Tell her I'll give her one when she comes back with a goddamn Sammich!!  Stare Dad

Dad, they banned Cloudpost in Modern! What should I play now? Shoal infect, Rite-combo, something with green zenith, valakut.... They're also banned... ...Screw Wizards.

Dad, they banned Cloudpost  in Modern! What should I play now? Shoal infect, Rite-combo, something with green zenith, valakut.... They're also banned... ...Screw Wizards.  Stare Dad

My dog is missing! How was your lunch? ? How was your fuckin lunch?!

My dog is missing! How was your lunch? ? How was your fuckin lunch?!  Stare Dad

Doctor doctor, gimme the news! *fap fap fap* ... I've got a bad case of lovin' you.

Doctor doctor, gimme the news! *fap fap fap* ... I've got a bad case of lovin' you.  Stare Dad

Joel, come over! Ok, What's up? GEORGE MICHAEL! RUN

Joel, come over! Ok, What's up? GEORGE MICHAEL! RUN  Stare Dad

Daddy! I wet the bed! I built this house with my own two hands. Am I the house builder? No....? But you fuck ONE goat....

Daddy! I wet the bed! I built this house with my own two hands. Am I the house builder? No....? But you fuck ONE goat....  Stare Dad

Dad, I just got into Pottermore! What house are you in? Hufflepuff I HAVE NO SON Caption 5 goes here

Dad, I just got into Pottermore! What house are you in? Hufflepuff I HAVE NO SON Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Dad, Where do babies come from? Penises. uh, what? They cum from their penises!

Dad, Where do babies come from? Penises. uh, what? They cum from their penises!  Stare Dad

Dad! my friend Andrew hit me! ok what are you gonna do eat him

Dad! my friend Andrew hit me! ok what are you gonna do eat him  Stare Dad

Daddy, there are boys in the yard!!! How many? All of them... My Milkshakes...

Daddy, there are boys in the yard!!! How many? All of them... My Milkshakes...  Stare Dad
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