Stare Dad

Dad! Why do you always drink too much? Because you touch yourself at night. ... LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!

Dad! Why do you always drink too much? Because you touch yourself at night. ... LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm burned out You just took 2 days off But my name is Chris Not my kid!

Dad, I'm burned out You just took 2 days off But my name is Chris Not my kid!  Stare Dad

Dad! I had a bad dream about mom turning... ...turning what, son? ...into a newspaper. Go back to bed, son. mmm....mmmf. mmf mmf

Dad! I had a
 bad dream about mom turning... ...turning what, son? ...into a 
newspaper. Go back to bed, son. mmm....mmmf. mmf mmf  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! I'm a cannibal What!? yum...

Dad, I'm hungry! I'm a cannibal   What!? yum...  Stare Dad

damn how do you eat the frozen yogurt so fast i don't know, i just eat it don't you get an ice headache Yeah I DO

damn how do you eat the frozen yogurt so fast i don't know, i just eat it don't you get an ice headache Yeah I DO   Stare Dad

JESÈ!!! MATARAMCHAS OS BICHAS! E? NÃO ÉS ESBINUTCHOS! LIKE MY CUCKS! Caption 5 goes here Caption 6 goes here

JESÈ!!! MATARAMCHAS OS BICHAS! E? NÃO ÉS ESBINUTCHOS! LIKE MY CUCKS! Caption 5 goes here Caption 6 goes here  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. but she is a chicken I now

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. but she is a chicken I now  Stare Dad

Someone broke into my room last night,put a bag over my head, tied me up and tortured me! I didn't hear anything What if he comes back? I'll help you pack

Someone broke into my room last night,put a bag over my head, tied me up and tortured me!  I didn't hear anything What if he comes back? I'll help you pack  Stare Dad

Hans, we didn't reach 14k :( Excuse me? We failed to reach 14k :( You did what!?

Hans, we didn't reach 14k :( Excuse me? We failed to reach 14k :( You did what!?  Stare Dad

Dad, I just had a dream within a dream! Within a dream? No... WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!

Dad, I just had a dream within a dream! Within a dream? No... WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!  Stare Dad
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