Stare Dad

Dad! My girlfriend left me! What's her name? Janet She's my girl now.

Dad! My girlfriend left me! What's her name? Janet She's my girl now.  Stare Dad

Dad! Theres shit in the toilet! No there isnt i ate it. ... what? Yeah i saved you some!

Dad! Theres shit in the toilet! No there isnt i ate it. ... what? Yeah i saved you some!  Stare Dad

DAD!? He's dead ... You're next.

DAD!? He's dead ... You're next.  Stare Dad

Dad! Where's Spike?! Have you shit since dinner? ....yeah? Sewer

Dad! Where's Spike?! Have you shit since dinner? ....yeah? Sewer   Stare Dad

DAD! Why didn't I get Justin Bieber's new album for my birthday? I made you a doctor's appointment instead. Why? To examine your vagina.

DAD! Why didn't I get Justin Bieber's new album for my birthday? I made you a doctor's appointment instead. Why? To examine your vagina.  Stare Dad

Dad! Ronan won't stop gossiping. But how does he know, I thought he always went home early. He said John told him Tell him he's walking home from Limerick.

Dad! Ronan won't stop gossiping. But how does he know, I thought he always went home early. He said John told him Tell him he's walking home from Limerick.  Stare Dad

Dad Dad! Someone just launched a nuclear attack on North Korea! Who is responsible? Aaron Smith's computer... God help us all....

Dad Dad! Someone just launched a nuclear attack on North Korea! Who is responsible? Aaron Smith's computer... God help us all....  Stare Dad

Dad! I killed the ho! Are you sure she is dead? um...yea Get the shovel

Dad! I killed the ho! Are you sure she is dead? um...yea Get the shovel  Stare Dad

Daddy, I just saw a monster!! Really, what did it look like? ...hmmm? Quit fucking lying!!

Daddy, I just saw a monster!! Really, what did it look like? ...hmmm? Quit fucking lying!!  Stare Dad

I was trying to pet Sparky and he bit me! Sparky? The neighbor's dog? Ya. Bite him.

I was trying to pet Sparky and he bit me! Sparky? The neighbor's dog? Ya. Bite him.  Stare Dad
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