Stare Dad

Ahh, whats wrong with me!? What is it now? My penis...it's hard This is my ohh face.

Ahh, whats wrong with me!? What is it now? My penis...it's hard This is my ohh face.  Stare Dad

Mom! I can't find dad anywhere! I ate him Is that his mustache? ..Windego..

Mom! I can't find dad anywhere! I ate him Is that his mustache? ..Windego..  Stare Dad

pai, me chamaram de bicha na escola! e o que voce disse? OKay bitch, please!

pai, me chamaram de bicha na escola! e o que voce disse? OKay bitch, please!  Stare Dad

Dad! Mom's in the hospital! What for? She got crushed by a tree The fuck is a tree doing in the kitchen?!

Dad! Mom's in the hospital! What for?  She got crushed by a tree The fuck is a tree doing in the kitchen?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! I cant find my turtle! Guess what. what? YOU'RE ADOPTED

Dad! I cant find my turtle! Guess what. what? YOU'RE ADOPTED  Stare Dad

Dad, there's some people at the door. Who is it? Mormons? ...bring me my coldsteel.

Dad, there's some people at the door. Who is it? Mormons? ...bring me my coldsteel.   Stare Dad

Dad! The kids said I'm a loser No your not your cool Really? NO!

Dad! The kids said I'm a loser
 No your not your cool Really? NO!  Stare Dad

Dad, Billy lives so far away! Kidnap him. ...but he's a ninja. Fucking Britts.

Dad, Billy lives so far away! Kidnap him. ...but he's a ninja. Fucking Britts.  Stare Dad

Dad! The zombies are here! remember that meat suit i made you last christmas? yes.... Put it on!

Dad! The zombies are here! remember that meat suit i made you last christmas? yes.... Put it on!  Stare Dad
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