Stare Dad

Dad the school won't let me pack my lunch! Buy lunch. Their food isn't edible. Jesus Christ.

Dad the school won't let me pack my lunch! Buy lunch. Their food isn't edible. Jesus Christ.  Stare Dad

Daddy.. the bouncer at the bar wouldn't let me in because I was wearing sandals. Why did you wear sandals to a bar? ... This isn't Hoboken.

Daddy.. the bouncer at the bar wouldn't let me in because I was wearing sandals.  Why did you wear sandals to a bar? ... This isn't Hoboken.  Stare Dad

Why is there a man in the kitchen? That's your mother But he has a beard Oh shit

Why is there a man in the kitchen? That's your mother But he has a beard Oh shit  Stare Dad

Papa ! Colin se promene tout nu dans la maison ! Fait comme lui... mais c'est ce qu'il veut. veut quoi ?!

Papa ! Colin se promene tout nu dans la maison ! Fait comme lui... mais c'est ce qu'il veut. veut quoi ?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I just went skydiving and the shoot didn't open!!! But your fine? I can fly... Ninja... That's EGIT!

Dad, I just went skydiving and the shoot didn't open!!! But your fine? I can fly... Ninja... That's EGIT!  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't find the dog! Mm...Magnets....mmmmmm What??? I MUST KNOW THEIR SECRET

Dad, I can't find the dog! Mm...Magnets....mmmmmm What??? I MUST KNOW THEIR SECRET  Stare Dad

HELP! I forgot how to spell "Phone"! Try spelling it out loud. That always helps me. Ph...eon DIMETIME SANDERS?!

HELP!  I forgot how to spell

Dad, she dumped me. I would chose being with her again over anything..! Be classy bitch. Grab a twinkie. Whats a twinkie..? the fuck you mean bitch?! askin me what a mothefucking twinkie is nigga.. shame nigga.

Dad, she dumped me. I would chose being with her again over anything..!  Be classy bitch. Grab a twinkie. Whats a twinkie..? the fuck you mean bitch?! askin me what a mothefucking twinkie is nigga.. shame nigga.  Stare Dad

Dad, Sam's making memes about me! Fight him. But Phil Ciembal taught him boxing! Phil Ciembal what!?!?

Dad, Sam's making memes about me! Fight him.  But Phil Ciembal taught him boxing! Phil Ciembal what!?!?  Stare Dad

Are apples supposed to make my mouth red? No, but razors are. My mouth is bleeding. Bite harder next time.

Are apples supposed to make my mouth red? No, but razors are. My mouth is bleeding. Bite harder next time.  Stare Dad
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