Stare Dad

Dad! I think I might be pregnant! Coathanger is in the closet ... what? Did I fucking stutter?

Dad! I think I might be pregnant! Coathanger is in the closet ... what? Did I fucking stutter?  Stare Dad

Dad, why does no one like me? Because your name is junior. I don't understand. My name's not Matt.

Dad, why does no one like me? Because your name is junior. I don't understand. My name's not Matt.  Stare Dad

IM BORED. ENTERTAIN ME! I'm working order me food? UP THE SHUT FUCK.

IM BORED. ENTERTAIN ME! I'm working order me food? UP THE SHUT FUCK.  Stare Dad

Dad, she got undressed. What do I do? Up bum... what? NO LUBE!

Dad, she got undressed. What do I do? Up bum... what? NO LUBE!  Stare Dad

DAD! Someone's singing the birthday song! Who cares? The lyrics are different. MISTER BONE BAGS.

DAD! Someone's singing the birthday song! Who cares? The lyrics are different. MISTER
BONE BAGS.  Stare Dad

Drake just released a new album and I don't have enough money to buy it! Not my problem. Free blow job everytime he says "Awww". Get my wallet.

Drake just released a new album and I don't have enough money to buy it! Not my problem. Free blow job everytime he says

daddy,DADDY! what is it Niko is outside. Good God We're Doomed.

daddy,DADDY! what is it Niko is outside. Good God
We're Doomed.  Stare Dad

Dad, FullSail is still calling for you! Tell them...Im not here I um..Told them you were here You did what!?

Dad, FullSail is still calling for you! Tell them...Im not here I um..Told them you were here You did what!?  Stare Dad

Dad, I heard the doctor said you got Bell's Palsy! Is that true!? No son, it isn't. Leave me alone. ...what are you reading? A sad story.

Dad, I heard the doctor said you got Bell's Palsy! Is that true!? No son, it isn't. Leave me alone. ...what are you reading? A sad story.  Stare Dad

Dad I lost at Starcraft Who did you loose to? Gravity I'm disowning you

Dad I lost at Starcraft Who did you loose to?  Gravity I'm disowning you  Stare Dad
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