Stare Dad

Dad, something weird came out when I pooped!!! What is it? A condom. Don't tell your mother.

Dad, something weird came out when I pooped!!! What is it? A condom. Don't tell your mother.  Stare Dad

Please mr Briss i wan some of your special stuff.. I have no idea what your talking about ..i'll go to the bobbies... DONT.............THREATEN ME

Please mr Briss i wan some of your special stuff.. I have no idea what your talking about ..i'll  go to the bobbies... DONT.............THREATEN ME  Stare Dad

Troy: I got jizzed on in school today Troys Dad: Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Troy: I got jizzed on in school today Troys Dad:
Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, Justin Bieber is singing and he won't stop!!! Well then mute the damn T.V. Um... Hes outside GET MY RIFLE!!!

Dad, Justin Bieber is singing and he won't stop!!! Well then mute the damn T.V. Um... Hes outside GET MY RIFLE!!!  Stare Dad

Daddy! i just lost in Counter strike! come again please? i lost in cs. Omg.. you're a noob.

Daddy! i just lost in Counter strike!  come again please? i lost in cs. Omg.. you're a noob.  Stare Dad

Dad, I need help fighting a Pokemon! Catch it. It's a trainer battle. That didn't stop Mewtwo!

Dad, I need help fighting a Pokemon! Catch it. It's a trainer battle. That didn't stop Mewtwo!  Stare Dad

Dad, dragons are attacking the city in Skyrim! Leave me alone. But... they are ancient... ANCIENT DRAGONS?!

Dad, dragons are attacking the city in Skyrim! Leave me alone. But... they are ancient... ANCIENT DRAGONS?!  Stare Dad

UNCLE JERRY WE ARE OUT OF ICE CREAM I have a huge dick wait...what? HUNG LIKE A HORSE

UNCLE JERRY WE ARE OUT OF ICE CREAM I have a huge dick wait...what? HUNG LIKE A HORSE  Stare Dad

Dad, Samaritan beat me again! What comp did he play? 3 vs 1.. Go back to runescape

Dad, Samaritan beat me again! What comp did he play? 3 vs 1.. Go back to runescape  Stare Dad

DAD! DAD! Bush and Obama suck! And? They are bad men... I didn't support either, son. So be a man and vote Libertarian

DAD! DAD! Bush and Obama suck! And? They are bad men... I didn't support either, son. So be a man and vote Libertarian  Stare Dad
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