Stare Dad

You know that good feeling you get when you first put a q-tip in your ear? Yes. Can I enjoy it, or is it a sin? I used a whole box yesterday

You know that good feeling you get when you first put a q-tip in your ear? Yes. Can I enjoy it, or is it a sin? I used a whole box yesterday  Stare Dad

Daddy I got a 2.2!!! And? ...what? Chris got a third

Daddy I got a 2.2!!! And? ...what? Chris got a third  Stare Dad

Dad, I am having an existential crisis. I need your guidance. What seems to be the problem son? Aristotle said... GO FUCK ARISTOTLE!!

Dad, I am having an existential crisis. I need your guidance. What seems to be the problem son? Aristotle said... GO FUCK ARISTOTLE!!  Stare Dad

The kids teased me about you all Da...daaaaayyy! What could they possibly joke about? Your unibrow. What unibrow?

The kids teased me 
about you all Da...daaaaayyy! What could
they possibly 
joke about? Your 
unibrow. What unibrow?  Stare Dad

Dad, do you know what day it is? Yes. ...well? Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Seven a.m., waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cere

Dad, do you know what day it is? Yes. ...well? Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cere  Stare Dad

Dad! I hate the people in the club Why you hating outside of the club.. you can't even get in :l LEGGO

Dad! I hate the people in the club Why you hating outside of the club.. you can't even get in :l LEGGO  Stare Dad

dad!!! i think we might be a meme where did you get this information? internet.. the 4th wall.. has been breached

dad!!! i think we might be  a meme where did you get this information? internet.. the 4th wall.. has been breached  Stare Dad

Papa', ho vinto un iPod su internet! impossibile milionesimo visitatore Figlio, sei una macchina sforna iPod!

Papa', ho vinto un iPod su internet! impossibile milionesimo visitatore Figlio, sei una macchina sforna iPod!  Stare Dad

The dove! What about it? It's still in the backyard PET THE FUCK OUT OF IT

The dove! What about it? It's still in the backyard PET THE FUCK OUT OF IT  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm bored! Would you like to play the rape game? no.. That's the spirit

Dad, I'm bored! Would you like to play the rape game? no.. That's the spirit  Stare Dad
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