Stare Dad

Dad! I've spent my whole life looking for you! And you are...? Your son...? You survived the abortion?

Dad! I've spent my whole life looking for you! And you are...? Your son...? You survived the abortion?  Stare Dad

dad they sent us home from school cuz there is a rapist on the loose what he look like well he looked like.........you? grab the keys

dad they sent us home from school cuz there is a rapist on the loose what he look like well he looked like.........you? grab the keys   Stare Dad

Dad, there's a monster under my bed! I know. How? IT'S ME!

Dad, there's a monster under my bed! I know. How? IT'S ME!  Stare Dad

Dad! Steven keeps telling me to be quiet! I shall punish him. How!? He will pay for my new car.

Dad! Steven keeps telling me to be quiet! I shall punish him. How!? He will pay for my new car.  Stare Dad

Dad, KMFDM's new CD is just like their one before that. Kmfdm sucks I know... No really man! Sasha can rod so damn well!

Dad, KMFDM's new CD is just like their one before that. Kmfdm sucks I know... No really man! Sasha can rod so damn well!  Stare Dad

Dad, someone hit me one more time but, he hit me.. ..baby one more time

Dad, someone hit me  one more time but,
 he hit me.. ..baby one more time  Stare Dad

I just threw a c4 in the air and tried to quickscope it! And did you kill someone with it? no.. YAGB!!!

I just threw a c4 in the air and tried to quickscope it! And did you kill someone with it? no.. YAGB!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, the zombies are coming! That's okay, they're slow and stupid. They have guns... Well, S*%T.

Dad, the zombies are coming! That's okay, they're slow and stupid. They have guns... Well, S*%T.  Stare Dad

Daddy!! The boys at school said I was ugly! But you're such a handsome prince. Daddy... ..I'm a girl. Fffffffuuuuuu...

Daddy!! The boys at school said I was ugly! But you're such a handsome prince. Daddy...
..I'm a girl. Fffffffuuuuuu...  Stare Dad

Dad, I lost my virginity. To who? To you... I know

Dad, I lost my virginity. To who? To you... I know  Stare Dad
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