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Dad, I just lost my virginity with matthildur that's awesome im so proud im gonna buy you a new bike no not yet my butt still hurts .....

Dad, I just lost my virginity with matthildur  that's awesome im so proud im gonna buy you a new bike no not yet my butt still hurts  .....  Stare Dad

Dad boys at school were touching me in my privates Kick them in the nuts. Then they'll stop But dad... I like it ZOWE!

Dad boys at school were touching me in my privates Kick them in the nuts. Then they'll stop But dad... I like it ZOWE!  Stare Dad

MR. REIMER! YOUR SON JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE! ... ... ...srs Yeah, he swallowed himself LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MR. REIMER! YOUR SON JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE! ... ... ...srs Yeah, he swallowed himself LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL  Stare Dad

DAD! I got my first BJ today! And? How was it? It tasted Kinda weird ...

DAD! I got my first BJ today! And? How was it? It tasted Kinda weird ...  Stare Dad

Hey dad where's mom??!?! Why do you ask? I wet the bed! I ATE HER.

Hey dad where's mom??!?! Why do you ask? I wet the bed! I ATE HER.  Stare Dad

I miss Mommy!! She doesn't miss you Why? BECAUSE I AM YOUR MOTHER... BITCH!!!

I miss Mommy!! She doesn't miss you Why? BECAUSE I AM YOUR MOTHER... BITCH!!!  Stare Dad

We didn't win the hallway contest! What..? Floors 2 and 6 won! FUCK EVERYTHING

We didn't win the hallway contest! What..? Floors 2 and 6 won! FUCK EVERYTHING  Stare Dad

Dad, I just lost my first tooth! How'd it feel? Hurts but not too bad... That's what she said.

Dad, I just lost my first tooth! How'd it feel? Hurts but not too bad... That's what she said.  Stare Dad

Dad, there's this girl I really like but she's a couple of years younger than me, what should I do? Every hole's a goal.. What.. EVEN THE YOUNG ONES

Dad, there's this girl I really like but she's a couple of years younger than me, what should I do? Every hole's a goal.. What.. EVEN THE YOUNG ONES  Stare Dad

Grandpa, I'm hungry, and the fridge is empty! Sorry, I'm broke But I haven't eaten in days Freakin' Shari

Grandpa, I'm hungry, and the fridge is empty! Sorry, I'm broke But I haven't eaten in days Freakin' Shari  Stare Dad
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