Stare Dad

Dad!..Tickets to the new Harry Potter movie are all sold out! Fuck you and Dumbledore's army. What? Avada Kedavra!

Dad!..Tickets to the new Harry Potter movie are all sold out! Fuck you and Dumbledore's army. What? Avada Kedavra!  Stare Dad

Dad there's a giant wasdf in my room! A what? Wasdf... U joke, rite?

Dad there's a giant wasdf in my room! A what? Wasdf... U joke, rite?  Stare Dad

Graham I got my first blow job today! How was it? Tastes yuk :( WTF MICHAEL!

Graham I got my first blow job today! How was it? Tastes yuk :( WTF MICHAEL!  Stare Dad

Daddy, daddy, daddy! Hurry! I saw something scurry! Son what's all this screaming for? You're gonna wake the neighbors next door I think I saw a spider WHAT IF THE WORLD WAS MADE OF PUDDING?

Daddy, daddy, daddy! Hurry! I saw something scurry! Son what's all this screaming for? You're gonna wake the neighbors next door I think I saw a spider WHAT IF THE WORLD WAS MADE OF PUDDING?  Stare Dad

Dad, I cut my.... penis!?? ....no. My finger Try cutting your penis, like I did.

Dad, I cut my.... penis!?? ....no. My finger Try cutting your penis, like I did.  Stare Dad

Dad, Debra is being mean to me. Take a shit on Debra's desk. What? Like a boss.

Dad, Debra is being mean to me. Take a shit on Debra's desk. What? Like a boss.  Stare Dad

Dad! Dekar is bodering me! Troll him... mmm? TRO LL HIM!

Dad! Dekar is bodering me! Troll him... mmm? TRO LL HIM!  Stare Dad

Dad! I can't find my penis! Come here. What? It's in my hand.

Dad! I can't find my penis! Come here. What? It's in my hand.  Stare Dad

First i park my car!! Then i drop my roof. Eat that wonton soup. THATS JUST HOW I DO.

First i park my car!! Then i drop my roof. Eat that wonton soup. THATS JUST HOW I DO.  Stare Dad

DAD REMI LEIBOVIC IS IN THE HOUSE! did you say remi...? Yeah GET THE GUN

DAD REMI LEIBOVIC IS IN THE HOUSE! did you say remi...? Yeah GET THE GUN  Stare Dad
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