Stare Dad

Sunday school teacher told us atheist eat babies! Oh really... uh huh I'm an atheist!

Sunday school teacher told us atheist eat babies! Oh really... uh huh I'm an atheist!  Stare Dad

Dad, they're selling Plan B in a vending machine It's only 89% effective What's that mean? You're the 11%

Dad, they're selling Plan B in a vending machine  It's only 89% effective What's that mean? You're the 11%  Stare Dad

I caught all 646 pokemon Are they EV trained? I used rare candies Release, recatch, and Trainer that shit yourself

I caught all 646 pokemon Are they EV trained? I used rare candies Release, recatch, and Trainer that shit yourself  Stare Dad

Dad, I got accepted to UNC In North Carolina? No in Greeley... Where the hell is that?!?

Dad, I got accepted to UNC In North Carolina? No in Greeley... Where the hell is that?!?  Stare Dad

Dad, that girl in class wearing the yellow jacket fell asleep. and? she's asleep SLOPPY SECONDS

Dad, that girl in class wearing the yellow jacket fell asleep. and? she's asleep SLOPPY SECONDS  Stare Dad

Have you ever seen "Saw?" Amanda. huh? I want to play a game.

Have you ever seen

DAD DAD RAPTURE IS COMING TODAY go get the spas 12 shotgun What!?!??! IT'S TIME TO KILL HAROLD CAMPING AND HIS BULLSHIT

DAD DAD RAPTURE IS COMING TODAY go get the spas 12 shotgun What!?!??! IT'S TIME TO KILL HAROLD CAMPING AND HIS BULLSHIT  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She must be with that Mark Dunsmore again! Shit! No sex tonight!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She must be with that Mark Dunsmore again!
Shit!  No sex tonight!  Stare Dad

Dad, my teacher asks me what I want to be in the future? Then? Advise me, pls Ask your mother because I have no time, I'm a lawyer.

Dad, my teacher asks me what I want to be in the future? Then? Advise me, pls Ask your mother because I have no time, I'm a lawyer.   Stare Dad

Dad! where do babies come from? Pussy son. ....What? PUSSY!

Dad! where do babies come from? Pussy son. ....What? PUSSY!  Stare Dad
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