Stare Dad

Dad!I'm hungry! Son... What? We have a dragon in the kitchen...

Dad!I'm hungry! Son... What? We have a dragon in the kitchen...  Stare Dad

MARK PACACO! yes? JUSTIN BIEBER WANTS HIS CLOTHES BACK YOU BITCH!!

MARK PACACO! yes? JUSTIN BIEBER WANTS HIS CLOTHES BACK YOU BITCH!!  Stare Dad

Obi wan! Huh? That moon is getting closer. That's no moon

Obi wan! Huh? That moon is getting closer. That's no moon  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom's pants smell like fish!! That's not fish. It's not?! Vagina

Dad, Mom's pants smell like fish!! That's not fish. It's not?! Vagina  Stare Dad

dad, someone stole my bike! cool story bro dad... call the police? CRY ME A RIVER BUILD A BRIDGE AND JUMP THE FUCK OFF!

dad, someone stole my bike! cool story bro dad... call the police? CRY ME A RIVER BUILD A BRIDGE AND JUMP THE FUCK OFF!  Stare Dad

Dad do you like waffles? Hell no! Hmm.. w-what about... Holy Fuck... God help you if you say pancakes!!

Dad do you like waffles? Hell no! Hmm.. w-what about... Holy Fuck... God help you if you say pancakes!!  Stare Dad

DAD!!! What? I love you. Who said you can say that in my house?

DAD!!! What? I love you. Who said you can say that in my house?  Stare Dad

Dad I just saw star wars episode 5! And? Why wasnt Jar jar binks in it? I've failed you

Dad I just saw star wars episode 5!  And? Why wasnt Jar jar binks in it? I've failed you  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm horny! o.k. great... Do you want to have sex? It's a trap!

Dad, I'm horny! o.k. great... Do you want to have sex? It's a trap!  Stare Dad

Dad, I saw mom giving the neighbor a blowjob. I'm not worried. Why? She can't out do me.

Dad, I saw mom giving the neighbor a blowjob. I'm not worried. Why? She can't out do me.  Stare Dad
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