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Dad, I pooped my pants! Go tell your mom. She's busy fucking the neighbor... She's What?!

Dad, I pooped my pants! Go tell your mom. She's busy fucking the neighbor... She's What?! Stare Dad
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Dad I cant find my LSD! We got bigger problems. huh..? THERES DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN!

Dad I cant find my LSD! We got bigger problems. huh..? THERES DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN! Stare Dad
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push me... and then just touch me... till a can get my... satisfaction

push me... and then just touch me... till a can get my... satisfaction Stare Dad
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Dad, I don't think I like vagina! You will when you're older. I like penis... You What?!

Dad, I don't think I like vagina! You will when you're older. I like penis... You What?! Stare Dad
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What? Do you speak English? What? English! Motherfucker! Do you speak it!

What? Do you speak English? What? English! Motherfucker! Do you speak it! Stare Dad
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Dad! I can't find Mom anywhere! Did you check the trash compacter? Why would she be there? That's where I left her body.

Dad! I can't find Mom anywhere! Did you check the trash compacter? Why would she be there? That's where I left her body. Stare Dad
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Dad, are you ever going to start dating again? Yep, going out with this amazing lady tomorrow. What's her name? Casey Anthony.

Dad, are you ever going to start dating again? Yep, going out with this amazing lady tomorrow. What's her name? Casey Anthony. Stare Dad
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Hey dad I'm hungry. Your mother's in the kitchen, son. No she's not. What?

Hey dad I'm hungry. Your mother's in the kitchen, son. No she's not. What? Stare Dad
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Dad whats this hair between my legs?! Thats your vagina. what? THATS YOUR VAGINA!

Dad whats this hair between my legs?! Thats your vagina. what? THATS YOUR VAGINA! Stare Dad
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My penis fell off! No it didn't. what.....? I cut it off.

My penis fell off! No it didn't. what.....? I cut it off. Stare Dad
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