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Dad, someone stole the freshly printed first draft of my story! I have it. I'm reading it now. And? The earlier draft was better.

Dad, someone stole the freshly printed first draft of my story! I have it. I'm reading it now. And? The earlier draft was better. Stare Dad
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DAD! MORE ZOMBIES ARE TRYING TO BREAK DOWN OUR DOOR! I'M OUT OF AMMO! ... Dad.. ? BRAINS!

DAD! MORE ZOMBIES ARE TRYING TO BREAK DOWN OUR DOOR! I'M OUT OF AMMO! ... Dad.. ? BRAINS! Stare Dad
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I WANTS A DOLL HMPPH... What? HERB DERB

I WANTS A DOLL HMPPH... What? HERB DERB Stare Dad
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This ice cube tastes funny! What rack did you find it on? lower... My semen!

This ice cube tastes funny! What rack did you find it on? lower... My semen! Stare Dad
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Dad, I just had anal sex... You're a dirty man, son. I recieved... You're not my son!

Dad, I just had anal sex... You're a dirty man, son. I recieved... You're not my son! Stare Dad
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Daddy! The teacher won't tell me why Adolf Hitler shot himself?! Son... *interrupted by his son* But daddy, why?! He shot himself because he just got the gas bill!!!!!

Daddy! The teacher won't tell me why Adolf Hitler shot himself?! Son... *interrupted by his son* But daddy, why?! He shot himself because he just got the gas bill!!!!! Stare Dad
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The tragic existence prolongs a comic! Can an intelligent spirit dip the greatest fabric? The female dies? The apathy exists before the center customer.

The tragic existence prolongs a comic! Can an intelligent spirit dip the greatest fabric? The female dies? The apathy exists before the center customer. Stare Dad
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Dad, I'm in an internet meme now! Punchline What? I don't even... PUNCHLINE.

Dad, I'm in an internet meme now! Punchline What? I don't even... PUNCHLINE. Stare Dad
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Daddy! Daddy! ..... Can a man still be brave if hes afraid? FUCK OFF!

Daddy! Daddy! ..... Can a man still be brave if hes afraid? FUCK OFF! Stare Dad
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There's a whore in my bed. Happy birthday son. I'm scared. She's Clean.

There's a whore in my bed. Happy birthday son. I'm scared. She's Clean. Stare Dad
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