Stare Dad

Dad! There's blood on my underwear sorry ...? next time I'll use lube

Dad! There's blood on my underwear sorry ...? next time I'll use lube  Stare Dad

Dad, someone made a Stare Dad! Was it a good one? Not at all... Then it was perfect.

Dad, someone made a Stare Dad! Was it a good one? Not at all... Then it was perfect.  Stare Dad

DAD! DAD! What?... I LOVE YOU! FUCK OFF

DAD! DAD! What?... I LOVE YOU! FUCK OFF  Stare Dad

Dad, where is mom? Go look in the kitchen She isn't in there. What do you mean "She isn't in there."

Dad, where is mom? Go look in the kitchen She isn't in there. What do you mean

Dad dad the police are at the door! Cool story, bro. They found mom. ...fuck.

Dad dad the police are at the door! Cool story, bro. They found mom. ...fuck.  Stare Dad

Dad, there are too many slowpoke memes on AdviceAnimals!!! Big deal. They aren't even funny! Bob Barker retired?!

Dad, there are too many slowpoke memes on AdviceAnimals!!! Big deal. They aren't even funny! Bob Barker retired?!   Stare Dad

Dad the dog ran away! Do you know why? no? Because you touch yourself at night.

Dad the dog ran away! Do you know why? no? Because you touch yourself at night.  Stare Dad

Dad dad! There's nine men on horses at the door saying they're looking for something! Oh yeah? What are they looking for? ..a ring?.. The Precious

Dad dad! There's nine men on horses at the door saying they're looking for something! Oh yeah? What are they looking for? ..a ring?.. The Precious  Stare Dad

Dad! THEY DRANK IT ALL UP! Drank what now? Our Milkshake... There WILL be blood!

Dad!  THEY DRANK IT ALL UP! Drank what now? Our 
Milkshake... There WILL be blood!  Stare Dad

Dad! My teacher touched me in my bathing suit area. How far did he get? Almost all the way... I'm still winning.

Dad! My teacher touched me in my bathing suit area.  How far did he get? Almost all the way... I'm still winning.  Stare Dad
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