Stare Dad

Dad I was having sex and the guy's condom broke! Your mom's 18 birthday.. Er.. is Tomorrow.

Dad I was having sex and the guy's condom broke!  Your mom's 18 birthday.. Er.. is Tomorrow.   Stare Dad

DICKS I LUV THEM Mmhmmm. I also love men GTFO OUT OF CHAT

DICKS I LUV THEM Mmhmmm. I also love men GTFO OUT OF CHAT  Stare Dad

Going out tonight, winging Fizz out of his V's lol. Have you winged yourself out of your Vs? ..no I HAVE NO SON.

Going out tonight, winging Fizz out of his V's lol. Have you winged yourself out of your Vs? ..no I HAVE NO SON.  Stare Dad

DAD! I hate cats but love dogs! Go tell your mother She showed me her pussy She What?!

DAD! I hate cats but love dogs! Go tell your mother She showed me her pussy She What?!  Stare Dad

DAD HELP!!! Whats your problem? Monsters in my closet... WOW. YOUR A PUSSY

DAD HELP!!! Whats your problem? Monsters in my closet... WOW. YOUR A PUSSY  Stare Dad

I found Mom! She's dead! Just the way I left her ... You're next

I found Mom! She's dead! Just the way I left her ... You're next  Stare Dad

Dad! Mom's fucking your brother in your bed! Bring me the axe. But it's your brother... Did I fucking stutter?!

Dad! Mom's fucking your brother in your bed! Bring me the axe. But it's your brother... Did I fucking stutter?!  Stare Dad

I'm swimming around in a vagina. I'm swimming around in a vagina. I'm swimming around in a vagina. I try to make a princess.

I'm swimming around in a vagina. I'm swimming around in a vagina. I'm swimming around in a vagina. I try to make a princess.  Stare Dad

Dad! I can't sleep! Read me a story! tell your mom she said no she said what!

Dad! I can't sleep! Read me a story! tell your mom she said no she said what!   Stare Dad

I saw Jesus in my poop! Who? Jesus... We're moving.

I saw Jesus in my poop! Who? Jesus... We're moving.  Stare Dad
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