Stare Dad

Dad, I need music!! Go listen to The Kennedy Veil. I don't know who that is. Get out.

Dad, I need music!! Go listen to The Kennedy Veil. I don't know who that is. Get out.  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't sleep Tell your mother. She left you 10 years ago She did What?!

Dad, 
I can't sleep Tell your mother. She left you 10 years ago She did What?!  Stare Dad

DAAAAAADDDDD there is a guy with a gun in Hackettstown!!! you should really be worried about blairstown. .....Whys that? Because everyone and their mothers have guns, even in their giant obnoxious trucks!

DAAAAAADDDDD there is a guy with a gun in Hackettstown!!! you should really be worried about blairstown.  .....Whys that? Because everyone and their mothers have guns, even in their giant obnoxious trucks!  Stare Dad

Dad! I wanna watch Luz play Kotor 2! I just watched his stream... How was it? HE SKIPPED DIALOGUE!!!

Dad! I wanna watch Luz play Kotor 2! I just watched his stream... How was it? HE SKIPPED DIALOGUE!!!   Stare Dad

Dad, I'm losing at League of Legends Play Warwick. I am playing Warwick... Play Shen.

Dad, I'm losing at League of Legends Play Warwick. I am playing Warwick... Play Shen.  Stare Dad

Dad, they're making a Beetlejuice sequel!!! It'll suck. Tim Burton is involved JUST LIKE BATMAN FOREVER

Dad, they're making a Beetlejuice sequel!!! It'll suck. Tim Burton   is involved JUST LIKE BATMAN FOREVER  Stare Dad

Dad, I saw my dick did you wash your hands i didn't touch it YOU ARE NO MAN!

Dad, I saw my dick  did you wash your hands  i didn't touch it  YOU ARE NO MAN!   Stare Dad

Dad, theres a dildo in the bath tub! What color was it. dad why d- WHAT COLOR WAS IT!?

Dad, theres a dildo in the bath tub! What color was it. dad why d- WHAT COLOR WAS IT!?  Stare Dad

Dad! Mom got hit by a car! That's impossible. It's true! How'd a car get into the kitchen?!!

Dad! Mom got hit by a car! That's impossible.  It's true! How'd a car get into the kitchen?!!  Stare Dad

Zack, you're not forever alone! What was that? I have white hairs too. I'm not alone.

Zack, you're not forever alone! What was that? I have white hairs too. I'm not alone.   Stare Dad
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