Stare Dad

Dad! I said Candyman 5 times in the mirror and now he's here Everyone knows it's just a movie But he's in my room! Do you want me to get the belt?

Dad! I said Candyman 5 times in the mirror  and now he's here Everyone knows it's just a movie But he's in my room! Do you want me to get the belt?  Stare Dad

Uncle! Uncle! Bounce your moms tits so high.... Who's mom? JJ's Mom.......

Uncle! Uncle! Bounce your moms tits so high.... Who's mom? JJ's Mom.......  Stare Dad

Dad, I need 5 dollars. Too bad this Thai hooker needs it more. Tie what? I'm cumming.

Dad, I need 5 dollars.  Too bad this Thai hooker needs it more. Tie what? I'm cumming.   Stare Dad

Daddy I'm scared! Why? There's zombies. Get me my shotgun!

Daddy I'm scared! Why? There's zombies. Get me my shotgun!  Stare Dad

Dad! Call of Duty is the best game ever! No it's not. I think it is... I have no son!

Dad! Call of Duty is the best game ever! No it's not. I think it is... I have no son!  Stare Dad

Dad, I failed my test! Get the punishment dildo. ... for me? For your teacher.

Dad, I failed my test! Get the punishment dildo. ... for me? For your teacher.  Stare Dad

Dad I can't stop playing skyrim I used to be a gamer like you What happened Then I took an arrow to the knee

Dad I can't stop playing skyrim I used to be a gamer like you What happened Then I took an arrow to the knee  Stare Dad

dad saints row 3 is goty skyrim is already out what about mass effect 3

dad saints row 3 is goty skyrim is already out what about mass effect 3   Stare Dad

Dad, my bike got stolen. *puts on sunglasses* Oh NO... I guess someone is cycling to jail.

Dad, my bike got stolen. *puts on sunglasses* Oh NO... I guess someone is cycling to jail.  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom said we're moving! Where to? Orillia. God have mercy on us...

Dad, Mom said we're moving! Where to? Orillia. God have mercy on us...  Stare Dad
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