Stare Dad

Dad, I can't sleep. Read me a bedtime story. What kind? Um... A fairy tale? Bring me the bible.

Dad, I can't sleep. Read me a bedtime story. What kind? Um... A fairy tale? Bring me the bible.  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't make my girlfriend orgasm. So Well shouldn't I? But then she wouldn't need me.

Dad, I can't make my girlfriend orgasm.  So Well shouldn't I? But then she wouldn't need me.  Stare Dad

Dad! What... i love you... YOUR ADOPTED!

Dad! What... i love you... YOUR ADOPTED!  Stare Dad

Dad, Neymar is better than Messi ... What? Go fucking kill yourself.

Dad, Neymar is better than Messi ... What? Go fucking kill yourself.  Stare Dad

DAD LETS GO DOWN TO THE POOL! ARE YOU READY? IM READY LETS GET SOAK AND WET!

DAD LETS GO DOWN TO THE POOL! ARE YOU READY?  IM READY LETS GET SOAK AND WET!  Stare Dad

Dad, Leila told a really offensive Jewish joke! Don't worry, it's all part of the HB banter It was about the Holocaust What?!

Dad, Leila told a really offensive Jewish joke! Don't worry, it's all part of the HB banter It was about the Holocaust What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! I think i have aids!! No you dont. Are you sure? Im Positive.

Dad! I think i have aids!! No you dont. Are you sure? Im Positive.  Stare Dad

Dad! I just witnessed a murder!! Were they black? Yea... Doesn't count

Dad! I just witnessed a murder!! Were they black? Yea... Doesn't count  Stare Dad

Dad! I turned on the computer and saw somebody's butthole! That doesn't surprise me. ...? It's YOURS

Dad! I turned on the computer and saw somebody's butthole! That doesn't surprise me. ...? It's YOURS  Stare Dad

Dad, you remind me of the babe! What babe? The babe with the power. What power?

Dad, you remind me of the babe! What babe? The babe with the power. What power?  Stare Dad
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