Stare Dad

Dad, I want a sandwich! Tell your mother. She said make it yourself. She What?!

Dad, I want a sandwich! Tell your mother. She said make it yourself. She What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! I got AIDS! *giggle* that's not.. Son, I'm high as fuck!

Dad! I got AIDS! *giggle* that's not.. Son, I'm high as fuck!  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom has a knife! Go ask her to put it down then. B...But... Do it.

Dad, Mom has a knife! Go ask her to put it down then. B...But... Do it.  Stare Dad

Dad, A masked man molested me at school today! You cried like a bitch. What...? Next time you'll scream.

Dad, A masked man molested me at school today! You cried like a bitch. What...? Next time you'll scream.  Stare Dad

Dad I just had my first blow job! How was it? It tasted like pee. You're dead to me.

Dad I just had my first blow job! How was it? It tasted like pee. You're dead to me.  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't stop listening to Kanye West! Let's get lost tonight. What? You could be my black Kate Moss tonight.

Dad, I can't stop listening to Kanye West! Let's get lost tonight. What? You could be my black Kate Moss tonight.  Stare Dad

There's a get-together happening in Ford! Is there catering? ...I think so. There will be free coffee. All. Night.

There's a get-together happening in Ford! Is there catering? ...I think so. There will be free coffee. All. Night.  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm Bored Tell your mother. She's out shopping She's What?!

Dad, I'm Bored Tell your mother. She's out shopping She's What?!  Stare Dad

Ahhh the earth is shaking!! Stand under the door frame Why? I FARTED!

Ahhh the earth is shaking!! Stand under the door frame Why? I FARTED!  Stare Dad

Galvin : I've done everything right for over 100 attempts Sparty's Chat : ... Galvin : I messed up Sparty's Chat : Fucking Galvin

Galvin : I've done everything right for over 100 attempts Sparty's Chat : ... Galvin : I messed up Sparty's Chat : Fucking Galvin  Stare Dad
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