Stare Dad

I'm hungry! Tell your mother She wont cook tonight Get my gun

I'm hungry! Tell your mother She wont cook tonight Get my gun  Stare Dad

Dad, a black kid started my class today!! Tell a white adult to get rid off him. Dad... black's have rights now THEY WHAT?!

Dad, a black kid started my class today!! Tell a white adult to get rid off him.  Dad... black's have rights now THEY WHAT?!  Stare Dad

Dad! Something smells really bad! ... Dad? I pooped.

Dad! Something smells really bad! ... Dad? I pooped.  Stare Dad

I've only got vowels so I can't make a move on Words With Friends! Just swap some letters so I can have my turn, Son. You should have a toilet break. I'm already having one!

I've only got vowels so I can't make a move on Words With Friends! Just swap some letters so I can have my turn, Son. You should have a toilet break. I'm already having one!  Stare Dad

I haven't seen Firefly Pathetic I didn't know WATCH THAT SHIT

I haven't seen Firefly Pathetic I didn't know WATCH THAT SHIT  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm trying to make Akinator guess Chuck Norris. So? He said Justin Bieber Get the shotgun.

Dad, I'm trying to make Akinator guess Chuck Norris. So? He said Justin Bieber Get the shotgun.  Stare Dad

Dad, I got an admit from BITS! So what's the wailing about? It's in Goa. Say what? My home. True Story.

Dad, I got an admit from BITS! So what's the wailing about? It's in Goa. Say what? My home. True Story.  Stare Dad

Dad Steve was making fun of your eyebrows at school today and now I'm the joke of the school! So. I meant eyebrow., .

Dad Steve was making fun of your eyebrows at school today and now I'm the joke of the school! So. I meant eyebrow., .  Stare Dad

Dad! I got my penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner! No you didn't. ... It's my penis.

Dad! I got my penis stuck in the vacuum cleaner! No you didn't. ... It's my penis.  Stare Dad

Dad, I cut my balls shaving! So don't shave your balls. Then who'd play with them? Ask me again, but ask me nicely.

Dad, I cut my balls shaving! So don't shave your balls. Then who'd play with them? Ask me again, but ask me nicely.  Stare Dad
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