Stare Dad

DAD! I think I just saw a werewolf! There's no such thing as werewolfs. ... then who killed Mom?

DAD! I think I just saw a werewolf! There's no such thing as werewolfs. ... then who killed Mom?   Stare Dad

Dad- shut the fuck up kid,you're a dick. but dad there's some white stuff on the floor. THAT'S MY ASS.

Dad- shut the fuck up kid,you're a dick. but dad there's some white stuff on the floor. THAT'S MY ASS.  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to play Black Mesa! Go ahead, it's about time It's not out yet It's What?!

Dad, I want to play Black Mesa! Go ahead, it's about time It's not out yet It's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, Im playing Mahler I! And? Too much low brass There's no such thing as too much low brass

Dad, Im playing Mahler I! And? Too much low brass There's no such thing as too much low brass  Stare Dad

Dad, what's a me-me? What did you just say? me-me? IT'S CALLED A FUCKING MEME.

Dad, what's a me-me? What did you just say? me-me? IT'S CALLED A FUCKING MEME.  Stare Dad

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning. Yeah so. Without any milk. YOU WILL NEVER GET IN THE SALTY SPATOON. TRY WEENIE HUT JRs

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning. Yeah so. Without any milk. YOU WILL NEVER GET IN THE SALTY SPATOON. TRY WEENIE HUT JRs  Stare Dad

Dad! How do you know if it's a party? Is the ghetto bird there? No... IT'S NOT A PARTY UNTIL THE GHETTO BIRD SHOWS UP!

Dad! How do you know if it's a party? Is the ghetto bird there? No... IT'S NOT A PARTY UNTIL THE GHETTO BIRD SHOWS UP!  Stare Dad

Dad i gots something to tell you... What is it son? I got my girlfriend pregnant. Conception.

Dad i gots something to tell you... What is it son? I got my girlfriend pregnant. Conception.  Stare Dad

Dad! I got my first blowjob! How was it? Tastes bad. We need to talk.

Dad! I got my first blowjob! How was it? Tastes bad. We need to talk.  Stare Dad

Dad, I have a quesion. What might it be, my precious boy? What is a Skyrim? GO GET THE BELT!

Dad, I have a quesion. What might it be, my precious boy? What is a Skyrim? GO GET THE BELT!  Stare Dad
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