Stare Dad

Im sorry i dint get you anything for fathers day i don't care but your my dad and.... WHO DA FUCK TOLD YOU THAT !!??

Im sorry i dint get you anything for fathers day i don't care  but your my dad and.... WHO DA FUCK TOLD YOU THAT !!??  Stare Dad

I got too stoned! I'm wigging out!! Get ur ass back in basement and roll me a fatty. I smoked it all!!!! You selfish bastard. Go find your crackhead mother and get some more!

I got too stoned! I'm wigging out!! Get ur ass back in basement and roll me a fatty. I smoked it all!!!! You selfish bastard. Go find your crackhead mother and get some more!  Stare Dad

Dad Dad Dad Dada Dada Popa Dad Daddy Daddy Dad! What... Hi. Where's my belt?

Dad Dad Dad Dada Dada Popa Dad Daddy Daddy Dad! What... Hi. Where's my belt?  Stare Dad

Dad I need help! Ask your mother. I fucked a wizard... You're a wizard, Harry.

Dad I need help! Ask your mother. I fucked a wizard... You're a wizard, Harry.  Stare Dad

Dad! I just made cup cakes and chocolate milk! What, are you on your period? ...no? Already pregnant, then?

Dad! I just made cup cakes and chocolate milk! What, are you on your period? ...no? Already pregnant, then?  Stare Dad

Dad!! Who's voldemort? What did u say son? Whos voldemort ?!!! He who shall not be named

Dad!! Who's voldemort? What did u say son? Whos voldemort ?!!! He who shall not be named  Stare Dad

Dad there is a scary man outside! Go call the cops. Mom took the phone. SHE WHAT?

Dad there is a scary man outside! Go call the cops. Mom took the phone. SHE WHAT?  Stare Dad

Dad our school looks like shit move we just did move again!

Dad our school looks like shit move we just did move again!  Stare Dad

Mommy says you love Ben Stiller more than your own family. You can milk just about anything with nipples. What? BLUE STEEL

Mommy says you love Ben Stiller more than your own family. You can milk just about anything with nipples. What? BLUE STEEL  Stare Dad

WAH! Dad, the Defiance servers are down AGAIN!!! WAH! Again with the whining... What're you going to do? I'm gonna beat the shtako out of you if you don't quit whining to me every time this happens!!

WAH! Dad, the Defiance servers are down AGAIN!!! WAH! Again with the whining... What're you going to do? I'm gonna beat the shtako out of you if you don't quit whining to me every time this happens!!  Stare Dad
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