Stare Dad

DAD! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!! ..... dad? I can't fucking blink!

DAD! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!! ..... dad? I can't fucking blink!  Stare Dad

Dad how long have they been together? Who? your eyebrows You're dead to me

Dad how long have they been together? Who? your eyebrows You're dead to me  Stare Dad

Dad! I've just been to Mordor! Hm. How did you get there? I.. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR

Dad! I've just been to Mordor! Hm. How did you get there? I.. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom got caught in the food processor! Is she OK? No, she's ground up. Hamburger Helper tonight!

Dad, Mom got caught in the food processor! Is she OK? No, she's ground up. Hamburger Helper tonight!  Stare Dad

Papa, en el colegio me dicen sopla culos! En serio ? ... Si.. No les hagas caso Silvano

Papa, en el colegio me dicen sopla culos! En serio ? ... Si.. No les hagas caso Silvano   Stare Dad

Daddy, help me, my pee pee is bleeding! Go cry to your mommy about it. but dad... mom's dead GOOD.

Daddy, help me, my pee pee is bleeding! Go cry to your mommy about it. but dad... mom's dead GOOD.  Stare Dad

Dad, Dad, come quick! I spilled my milk! Don't cry over spilled milk. But it's chocolate. YOU FOOL!

Dad, Dad, come quick! I spilled my milk! Don't cry over spilled milk. But it's chocolate. YOU FOOL!  Stare Dad

Dad! What? What does 9gag means? Nothing... run before it takes your soul!

Dad! What?  What does 9gag means?  Nothing... run before it takes your soul!   Stare Dad

The dog just pooped... Where? outside...? Kill It!

The dog just pooped... Where? outside...? Kill It!  Stare Dad

Daddy I just had a wet dream gimme dem panties boi uhh... SQUEEL LIKE A PIG BOI!!!!

Daddy I just had a wet dream gimme dem panties boi uhh... SQUEEL LIKE A PIG BOI!!!!  Stare Dad
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