Stare Dad

Dad! I got my first blow job today! How was it? Tasted funny

Dad! I got my first blow job today!
 How was it? Tasted funny  Stare Dad

Dad, I think our hoover has become an impressionist! That's not possible. Why not?! Creativity doesn't exist in a vacuum.

Dad, I think our hoover has become an impressionist! That's not possible. Why not?! Creativity doesn't exist in a vacuum.   Stare Dad

Dad what is that terrible smell? I farted and shat a little? How much is a little? 5 gallons

Dad what is that terrible smell? I farted and shat a little? How much is a little? 5 gallons  Stare Dad

Dad! I sucked my own dick Like a boss? Um I dont know... MY MILKSHAKES!!!! WHO ARE YOU?!

Dad! I sucked my own dick Like a boss?
 Um I dont know... MY MILKSHAKES!!!! WHO ARE YOU?!  Stare Dad

Goonu is casting then why aren't you watching him why should I? Pack your shit and get out!

Goonu is casting then why aren't you watching him why should I? Pack your shit and get out!  Stare Dad

DAD WHAT?! Im Playing Skyrim. DOVAHKKIN DOVAHKKIN FOR THE SAKE OF SKYRIM Sky- WHAT? YOU ARE NOT MY SON ANY MORE!!!!

DAD WHAT?! Im Playing Skyrim. DOVAHKKIN DOVAHKKIN FOR THE SAKE OF SKYRIM Sky- WHAT? YOU ARE NOT MY SON ANY MORE!!!!  Stare Dad

They've taken the Hobbits to Isengard! Tell Gandalf He is dead Frodo

They've taken the Hobbits to Isengard! Tell Gandalf He is dead Frodo  Stare Dad

Dad, I had just had my first sex ! Great son ! How does it feel? My ass still hurts MAMAMIA!!

Dad, I had just had my first sex ! Great son ! How does it feel? My ass still hurts MAMAMIA!!  Stare Dad

We have enemy ships! Where are they coming from? Sector 47 It's a trap!

We have enemy ships! Where are they coming from? Sector 47 It's a trap!  Stare Dad

Dad, there are there are boys in the yard! How many? All of them!!! MY MILKSHAKE!!!!!

Dad, there are there are boys in the yard! How many? All of them!!! MY MILKSHAKE!!!!!  Stare Dad
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