Stare Dad

DAD! There are ghosts in the kitchen! who you gonna call? what? Ghostbusters!

DAD! There are ghosts in the kitchen! who you gonna call? what? Ghostbusters!  Stare Dad

Mom!! I'm playing lasertag against dad *sob* and he's cheating and he won't stop!! you are beaten. it is useless to resist. you're not mom. no, i am your father.

Mom!! I'm playing lasertag against dad 
*sob*
and he's cheating and he won't stop!! you are beaten. it is useless to resist. you're not mom. no, i am your father.  Stare Dad

Dad, my weiner hurts rub it what? til it bleeds.

Dad, my weiner hurts rub it what? til it bleeds.  Stare Dad

DAD! dad why did i wake up with no pubes today? you wanna know why? yeah.. it's the reason i have a mustache

DAD! dad why did i wake up with no pubes today? you wanna know why? yeah.. it's the reason i have a mustache  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom says you didn't care about us after I was born. I did. I waited to have sex. Oh? How long? Until you were walking.

Dad, Mom says you didn't care about us after I was born. I did. I waited to have sex. Oh? How long? Until you were walking.  Stare Dad

I hate my life That's fine. Don't you care. Why Should I?

I hate my life That's fine. Don't you care. Why Should I?  Stare Dad

Mamaaa! mochvenebis meshinia ver vizineb !! Daandzrie da dageineba ...ra?? xo raiyo ase meuneboda mamachemi..

Mamaaa! mochvenebis meshinia ver vizineb !! Daandzrie da dageineba ...ra?? xo raiyo ase meuneboda mamachemi..  Stare Dad

(lil thor) Everyone is picking on my brother Loki! He killed like 80 people yesterday. He's adopted? Your adopted!

(lil thor)
Everyone is picking on my brother Loki! He killed like 80 people yesterday. He's adopted? Your adopted!  Stare Dad

Dad, they took the avatars bending away! AANG?! No korra.... I have no son...

Dad, they took the avatars bending away! AANG?! No korra.... I have no son...  Stare Dad

Dad, Dad! Can you help me? We have to make an Annual Report for DESNCON! I tried to make an Annual Report once.... Did you finish it? NO, IT RUINED MY LIFE

Dad, Dad! Can you help me? We have to make an Annual Report for DESNCON! I tried to make an Annual Report once.... Did you finish it? NO, IT RUINED MY LIFE  Stare Dad
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