Stare Dad

Dad, some white stuff just came out of my willy! That's Semen, son. Is that why its salty? You what now?

Dad, some white stuff just came out of my willy! That's Semen, son. Is that why its salty? You what now?  Stare Dad

Dad! I found something strange in your sock drawer! ... "Playgirl..." Leave It.

Dad! I found something strange in your sock drawer! ...

I wanna be famous. Why can't I get bookings?! Practice your beatboxing. I don't need to practice. Then shut the fuck up son.

I wanna be famous. Why can't I get bookings?! Practice your beatboxing. I don't need to practice. Then shut the fuck up son.  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! ... ... GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN

Dad, I'm hungry! ... ... GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN GABEN  Stare Dad

THAT COUCH IS A SPAI I EAT POTATOES! you're my mother. DICK?

THAT COUCH IS A SPAI
 I EAT POTATOES! you're my mother. DICK?  Stare Dad

Dad!! Dad!! What? A girl said she'd suck my dick if I took her to prom! Tell her to get her dress...

Dad!! Dad!! What? A girl said she'd suck my dick if I took her to prom! Tell her to get her dress...  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom ate the rest of your cookies Which kind were they Your "special" ones I'm gonna kill the bitch!

Dad, Mom ate the rest of your cookies Which kind were they Your

Mum's been taken hostage! Where's my sandwich? ...dad!? WHERE'S MY FUCKING SANDWICH

Mum's been taken hostage! Where's my sandwich? ...dad!? WHERE'S  MY FUCKING SANDWICH  Stare Dad

Papa Bob the Ruskies are invading! Get in the car! This family doesn't use cars. ... Get to the train.

Papa Bob the Ruskies are invading! Get in the car! This family doesn't use cars. ... Get to the train.   Stare Dad

i got a C on my report card dad! go get my condoms! what... why? dont make this harder for you

i got a C on my report card dad! go get my condoms! what... why? dont make this harder for you  Stare Dad
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