Stare Dad

Pai estou com um problema. Qual? É incontinencia anal... FIZESTE MUITA FORCA A CAGAR?

Pai estou com um problema. Qual? É incontinencia anal... FIZESTE MUITA FORCA A CAGAR?  Stare Dad

I met this girl last night at the school dance! Did you pee in her butt? what?.. DID YOU PEE IN HER BUTT?!

I met this girl last night at the school dance! Did you pee in her butt? what?.. DID YOU PEE IN HER BUTT?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen I know, I buried her in the back yard

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen I know, I buried her in the back yard

  Stare Dad

Dad! Someone stabbed my goldfish! I know. Wh- what? That bitch wouldnt give me his gold!

Dad! Someone stabbed my goldfish! I know. Wh- what? That bitch wouldnt give me his gold!   Stare Dad

those golden teacher's taste awfull! where did you get them? from vodmon.. VODMON?!

those golden teacher's taste awfull! where did you get them? from vodmon.. VODMON?!  Stare Dad

Hey Alex! NOT RIGHT NOW DERRICK! Wanna have a staring contest? Did I fucking stutter?

Hey Alex! NOT RIGHT NOW DERRICK! Wanna have a staring contest? Did I fucking stutter?  Stare Dad

Dad! I'm hungry! Go ask your mother. She is not in the kitchen SHE IS WHAT?

Dad! I'm hungry! Go ask your mother. She is not in the kitchen SHE IS WHAT?  Stare Dad

Daddy I'm hungry!! Tell your mother to make you a sandwich but.. she's not in the kitchen? What!?

Daddy I'm hungry!! Tell your mother to make you a sandwich but.. she's not in the kitchen? What!?  Stare Dad

Dad I found a condom in mom's purse. So what. It was used. we haven't had sex for 2 month's

Dad I found a condom in mom's purse. So what. It was used. we haven't had sex for 2 month's  Stare Dad

Well butter my nipples- -and call me a hedgehog? How did you know that? Magic.

Well butter my nipples- -and call me  a hedgehog? How did you know that? Magic.  Stare Dad
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